Uncle Sam's Misguided Children

Dancin with the devil and holdin on to God, thank you Lord for the United States Marines.

Lord have mercy, please!

Pretty much sums up humanity's role on earth thus far

Sunday, June 22, 2014

Big Bang, Big Mistake

The brightest minds on Earth have come to a fairly consistent agreement that this universe was created by a 'Big Bang.' The premise that all matter both visible and invisible where compacted into one spot at the same time, and that that density exploded into our present day universe. Do people of Faith not also believe that God is in all things at all times? Do Christians not believe that Light comes from light, and that all that is righteous comes from an unknowably powerful Light? Pretty much sums up the Big Bang if you really put your mind to it. Through sheer ignorance we have allowed our science and Faith to become ideologically divided when in fact these principles should be married together.

Friday, March 23, 2012

"Loons From the Right"

It feels so good, it feels so right, feels like justice,
just in sight.
Republican assholes and dumbasses too, all shoveling shit,
one after two
Now they can't hide it, the dark in their souls; they've been exposed,
their names on the rolls.
Voting for laws from far from the fringe, pissing on women,
like drunk on a binge
Spooning the rich down on the floor, while fucking our old folks,
while fucking our poor.
It is made known, the depths of their greed, the depths of their stupid,
the depths that they've peed.
All over America, and for all that it stands, there they are pissing,
with their dicks in their hands.
Now they've been caught, exposed to the light, revealed to the masses
as loons from the right
They took out their toys and whined like a bitch, drew out their pictures,
and dug their own ditch
It feels so right, it feels so good, feels like Karma,
understood?

Thursday, March 22, 2012

"American Catharsis"

Catharsis has found me in my American soul
All sorts of madness over me rolls
Anger and love, and rage and then peace
All slide together like butter in grease
Snapping and popping all through my head
Frying my senses like a thin piece of bread
So many so poor, so many so weak
So many voices who know they can't speak
So many so rich, so many so blessed
Loud voices speaking, yet failing the test
Oh what we've made, this terrible stew
The haves and have nots, all mixed in the brew
Catharsis has found me in my American soul
What is our purpose, what is our goal?
If we keep going, like we now go
Hell will be weird, all covered in snow
Cause up will be down and day will be night
Wise men made fools and fools proven right
Oh, this catharsis, this American dream
Always and never coming apart at the seams

You Suck Joe Namath

Damn Joe Namath why are you such an amazing prick. It's like if I love anything,ie. Alabama football some asshole like you has to come around and ruin it for me, at least for a few minutes. Then on top of that you use a University of Florida icon to make me think your Alabama ass ain't worth a shit. You can say what you want about Tim Tebow, but he is a good man and you need to shut your fucking mouth. Why would you cause him such trouble before he even gets there to one of the meanest sports environments on earth? You want him to have trouble or you wouldn't be flapping your old crusty lips like you are. What a son of a bitch thing to do. I now have absolutely no fucking respect for you at all Joe Namath, you are a selfish, narrow minded asshole who fancies himself greater than his fellow man. I'm just glad you're stupid ass had nothing to do with me being an Alabama fan, so I can just write you off like the asshole deduction you are. You once guaranteed a win, well, I guarantee you suck.

"Under a Blue Ridge Sky"

My first breath came under a Blue Ridge sky
Hillbilly born and I'll hillbilly die
Proud of my roots from a deep holler stream
Mourning the passing of the American dream
My Granny and Paw Paw came from nothing at best
Came out of that holler with pride in their chests
People like them we are losing to time
We are losing our rhythm, we are losing our rhyme
I was born of these mountains, and man I feel old
Too many tales, too sad to be told
Of American dreaming gone greedy indeed
With so many hurting and so many in need
My Granny and Paw Paw have rolled in the grave
Seeing from Heaven the mess that we've made
They lived for love and love lived in them
They were real women, they were real men
I speak of generations, like these mountains old
Not like today with all the souls that are sold
I was born into the world under a Blue Ridge sky
It'll probably be burning red on the day that I die

Tea Party Marine, Poop

I just wrote a nice little piece honoring the bravery and rarity of the Marine soul and what is the first thing I see on the morning news? A Marine who is facing discharge because of starting a Tea Party while on active duty. He is claiming freedom of speech as the reason he will not follow orders and leave it be. Marines are a special breed, no doubt, but as in all things there are a lot of dill weeds all over the place. This Marine needs to remember that when he signed those papers at MCRD his ass no longer enjoyed the protection of the Constitution. It has never been anything other than that. If you wanna be a Jarhead then by God your ass belongs to the Corps and our forefathers paperwork does not apply to you anymore. Sgt. Steins has been in the Corps for a long time and has to know that. He says he won't obey any illegal orders he is given by the President. How bout G.W. and the orders that sorry sack of shit gave him, where was his fucking tea party then? Where were his illegal orders then? If he wants to be lead by a bunch of tea party butt plugs, then so be it, discharge his ass and let him find freedom with some ass clown militia deep in the fucking woods. Tea party people fucking suck, they are a fringe minority created by ultra rich, ultra sneaky assholes with greedy agendas. I don't like the idea of a tea party Marine at all. It just seems like you shouldn't be able to cram so much asshole into one body. Well, he'll stand his ground and find out how great it is to be walking around with a less than honorable discharge on the old resume. Thankfully for him the tea party is an enormous collection of shit birds so he'll find a new home rather quickly...poop

"A Marine is By God, It's Not a Choice"

Go to your rooftop and blow on your horn
Signal the world a Marine has been born
These are the ones who will learn of the truth
Finding their path where metal meets tooth
They have done what they do to be part of more
Hoping their actions will go down in lore
Helping the helpless with standing their ground
Vile evil men, gladly they'll pound
Go blow your horn to signal the rest
Another soul born and put to the test
A Marine is by God, it's not a choice
They answer the call, they answer the voice
He who saves his own life, surely will die
He who gives it away, to the Heavens will fly
Selfless and brave, and hard to the bone
Blow on your horn, another's gone home
To be with our Father and finally have rest
Completing this trial and passing this test... Godspeed Marines