FSC (Fucking Shitty Cigarettes)

And lo and behold those sorry cocksucking shit birds of all time at the cigarette companies and at all levels of government in this country have finally made me want to quit... smoking that is. Yea, I'm a dumb shit for ever had starting smoking in the first place. Yea, I know it will kill me deader than hell. Yea, I know a lot of people set things on fire with carelessness when their stupidity is mixed with a gig. I thought I knew everything I had to know about the retardedness of consuming large amounts of smoke at any given time. Boy was I wrong and boy it really is beyond mind blowing how fucked up this FSC bullshit is. How many thousands of people meet the reaper because of the chemicals ingested while smoking? It ain't thousands cause it's in the millions and now it's going to get a whole hell of a lot worse. Makes sense in this "free" country of ours that now we have the option to quit smoking or coat our fucking lungs with a fire suppressant that doubles as a rubber cement to keep carpet secured to the floor. All in an effort to keep people from burning themselves to death while they attempt to smoke while sleeping. Sleeping and smoking will always mean emenient death and there isn't a brilliant mind on earth that will ever change that fact. If they think these new generation cigs will prevent forest fires they need only light one of the little poop sticks in a breeze and see if the damn thing goes out, it won't and they can kiss my sorry ass. Fuck you Phillip Morris. Fuck you state of New York. Fuck you Federal Government. Fuck every one of you stupid taint faced cock gobblers for being so smart at being fucking idiots. This land of the free has been pissing me off more and more every single day for at least the last ten years. Thank you America for truly earning the title of FSC, a fucking shitty country...Damn.