Taking Credit and Polls, Can Suck My nuts

It doesn't matter whether you're taking credit or taking a poll, in either regard, you can simply go and suck on some nuts. I know the title of this entry states that you can suck my nuts, but in actuality you would have to kill me first, so just go suck on some nuts somewhere and take your credit and your polls and shove them directly up your ass, while of course you are sucking nuts. The people who can take credit for Bin Laden's death are the Navy Seals and CIA operatives who plucked that asshole off the face of the earth. The President must get credit for saying go, but I'm tellin you, those crazy spec ops guys take home the lion share. George W. Bush? Are you fucking serious? There are a large number of people who will flap their traps about G.W.'s role in this and how it couldn't have been done without him. To those ethically retarded people I would say, "you're right, none of this bullshit could have happened without the involvement of one of the biggest dumbasses to ever weasel his way into the Oval Office." Giving George W. Bush credit for the killing of Bin Laden is like saying Pee Wee Herman led the island hoping campaign in the Pacific. It simply makes no sense. Bush's sorry ass is even too sorry to go to Ground Zero and stand with Mr. Obama to mark this event. Why? He had fucking nothing to do with it, so eat ass people who give that asshole credit for the death of an even bigger asshole. Man, I'm sorry for the hard language, but I am getting really frustrated with all the bullshit and assholes. Hey, I just took an internal pole, and one hundred percent of me thinks that polls are stupid and useless and belong sucking nuts.

Better Late Than Never

I was really coming to the point where I was preparing myself to be at peace with the notion that Osama Bin Laden would die a natural death without ever facing justice for what he had done. I thank the Lord Above that today I can put that part of my grieving American soul to rest. Those poor people in those buildings and in those planes deserved justice long before now, but it is far better late than never. Osama Bin Laden grinned and chuckled at the thought of human beings being forced to jump from the Towers. He took joy and pride in the facts of concrete and steel grinding good people to paste. I hope that sack of ass heard the footsteps coming for him. I hope he had a little time to reflect on his shitty life and shitty deeds before the hammer fell on him. I hope he saw the angels coming for him with fiery chains and thorns of steel meant to rip and tear at his wicked being. Osama Bin Laden used evil to try and spread the word of heavenly things, and I am tickled pink that the fool now faces forces he can hide from in no way for any amount of time. Those poor people fell for a long time when they were forced to jump, but rest assured, Bin Laden will be falling for a lot longer than them and when he hits, he'll be in hell.