Uncle Sam's Misguided Children

Dancin with the devil and holdin on to God, thank you Lord for the United States Marines.

Lord have mercy, please!

Pretty much sums up humanity's role on earth thus far

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Ghosthunters?

To mock the dead is folly. It is precisely why humanity is where it is today. The living being only concerned with the living and nothing else. I write directly to the members of the Atlantic Paranormal Society, better known as TAPS. What you have done is beyond reproach. If any of you had any back bone at all you would dissociate yourselves from the organization and start anew somewhere far away. You people really do suck. Your cat is out of the bag and is presently crawling up your leg to latch on to your balls or possibly your vulva, depending. How in the world could you do it? Who ran by that thermal camera at Samuel Mudd's home? How much of your stuff is just complete and utter horse-shit? And Jason does Grant stand behind you naked with his balls nestled on your big fat neck as he whistles and shaves your head? I am not a big fan of being a vulgar asshole, but I am also tired of living in a world where everyone f*%$ing sells out! Don't worry Jason that's not a ghost tapping on your shoulder, that's Grants taint. Have you no dignity? Have you no shame? Have you no respect? You have failed to recognize that there is a price for every action we take. Every time "we're here to help" left your lips you were lying through your teeth. Shame on you Grant, I really thought better of you, but I understand your nuts are on his neck and that leaves things a bit fuzzy for you. You dicks have made a lot of money putting on your little shows and I hope the price was worth what you will pay. When it comes to spirits there is no profit margin. If you f with them you cannot buy your way out. You have been to a great deal of powerful places and do not think that what you did there went unnoticed. My suggestion to you people is that you get down on your hands and knees, and for a very long time, pray that your spirits be cleansed of what now preys upon you. Steve...damn man I really thought you were good people...damn. Goes to show that you just never know. Now when I think of a good night of ghosthunting tv on Wednesday night I'll just have to poop....shit!

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