Bunker Land

Over the past few weeks it has come to my attention that the United States of America has been on a bunker building spree as of late. Massively huge underground structures intended to sustain large populations for long amounts of time. So what is it, you assholes in the know? Is it a meteor? Is it a comet? Are we expecting an all out nuclear exchange? We the people of the United States of America have begun digging big fucking holes in the ground right behind our own backs. What a pathetic piece of shit country we are. I tell you the truth, there's not a hole deep enough on this planet to hide us from our own bullshit. A rich, powerful man neglects to reason that angels and demons will be doing battle just the same, and that angels just might stick with the above ground crowd. Dig your holes you sorry sacks of ass and I'll proudly stand in the front yard saluting the flag with my pecker out when that big rock hits the ground. Serves us right, we allow ourselves to become a bunch of rats and moles and even those animals deserve existence more than we do. And so, it appears that we will actually have to live like them, and that's going to be a lot of fun. The only way you could ever get me down in one of those holes is if you gave me a fucking spaceship first. Then I would tell you that I was going to go down in your shitty bunker. A hole full of a bunch of holes, welcome to Bunker Land, would you like some recycled piss, or shit tar tar?