Why Conservative Why?

I grew up in the middle of the Bible Belt. My Appalachian homeland contains some sort of Church every three hundred yards, and every single one of them is filled with people who call Jesus Christ the Lord. I love the people of my area. There have times in life when they literally would need to give me the shirt off their back and there was no hesitation from them about doing so. Good people with good hearts, and yet something so very troubling exists with our existence together. So many of them are proud to call themselves conservative, when I would rather have my fingers run through a sausage grinder than to ever admit such a thing about myself. I cannot understand how people with good hearts, and strong minds, and unyielding faith can consider being conservative a good thing. I have made the point before that the words conserve, conservative, or conservatism do not exist within the pages of the King James Bible. Not once. Not anywhere. It is a principle that is taught by the Christ not one single time. Not even in the Gnostic Gospels. It could be argued that Joseph was conservative with grain in Egypt, but that argument dies with the knowledge that Joseph fed the people with that grain during a great time of drought and famine. At no point does any figure in the Good Book display any righteousness in the end by being conservative. It absolutely blows my mind that conservative people have such a negative out look on people who are considered liberal when Jesus Christ actually said the word and taught its principles. Be kind to one another, take care of each other, tend to the weak and needy first and then tend to yourself; these are liberal beliefs. What did Christ say to the young rich man who had lived a righteous life? He told him that he had to give it all away, and then he would be good. Rich conservatives today who call Christ their Lord are not going to like the Master's face when they see Him on the other side, it will be then that their skewed principles are put to the ultimate test. There are idiots who preach prosperity when there has never been more suffering on the face of planet earth. Everything is out of balance and yet the few who have it all, call Christ the Lord, and indulge in luxury beyond belief. It is becoming more and more evident every day that human kind and all of its conservative beings have made poop in a paper bag of the Master's teachings, and He will be coming to set it on fire shortly...damn