Shut the Fuck Up Mitt, Oh Wait, No keep Going

Mitt Romney, you are one confusing, sneaky acting, bag of ass. I wouldn't trust you any further than I could piss a boulder, and the thought of you becoming president makes the hairs on my farts stand up, and that's not easy because farts don't have hairs. Every word that leaves your mouth proves what an incredible idiot you are, and it's like you don't realize that the camera men or women have camera's and microphones, and that your dumbass is actually being recorded. You say one thing here, and another thing there, and yet another thing somewhere else, and much like the word "thing" no one knows what that "thing" is, and even if they could figure out the "thing", your sorry ass would immediately say some"thing" different. You have a weak constitution and it shows with every flip and flop and every gaffe and contradiction. Iraq this, and then, Iraq not this, and then Iraq was this, and then Iraq was not this; and you Mitt Romney, are a double negative! You know Mitt, you sorry sack of ass, I'm a poor man and I don't give a fuck about you either. Just keep moving those lips, you're taking republicans right where they need to be, nowhere...poop