"In the months since, scientists have continued to monitor radiation levels from the air, but they say using monkeys as "research assistants" will clarify the conditions on the ground."
The above mentioned statement was found in an article by the Msnbc staff writers concerning radiation levels around the Fukushima nuclear plant. If anyone out there notices, there hasn't been much news coverage concerning the meltdown events in Japan. Some would say, hey that's a good thing, no news is good news, right? Maybe in the case of a teenager out on a Saturday night, but not so much when it comes to three massive nuclear reactors melting down to the core. Then when news does come out, we learn that the experts in Japan have monkey assistants to help clarify conditions on the ground for them. If Jerry Seinfeld and Cosmo Kramer were checking for radiation levels, yes, you could expect the use of monkeys. If the gang from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia were in charge, once again, monkeys would be ok. Real life though?... damn. Today the Japanese have informed the world that they have achieved a cool down. How? How in the sam hell did they put those fires out? Using fire hoses is not the answer. Maybe they used monkeys.
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