We Don't Need No Water, Let the Mother Fucker Burn

I would like to extend a hearty, healthy fuck you to all the communities in the United States who employ a subscription service when it comes to firefighting. Are you fucking kidding me? What kind of firefighter could just stand around while a dwelling just simply burns to the ground? A bad firefighter, that's what kind. One of these days you pussy fart money bags are going to leave a human being roasting in coals because you ass clowns didn't pull in your annual $75. This is some pathetic shit and just another example of how bad this country has begun to suck. Obion County, TN, you are a place no American should ever want to live, and your fire policy is as un-Christ-like as anything I have ever heard of, even out of my mouth. You should all be ashamed of yourselves, but I'm sure all is well in your pathetic little hamlet. What you assholes need is a raging forrest fire, and then maybe you could make some loot from squirrels, frogs, and the sort. You people suck.