"Ari, Ari, Feltcher of Men"

Ari, Ari, felthcer of men
What have you done, where have you been
Trouble is glistening from the top of your head
As you suck through your straw there kneeling in bed
Is that a conservative ass that is meeting your eye
Slurping and gulping through the sad bye and bye
Ari, Ari, Feltcher of men
Still running your suck and blowing hot wind
Feltching is gross, quite like your views
You should not be, be on the news
A sellout, a hack, and a quitter to boot
Feltching on a rich man's roota-toot-toot
Ari, Ari, felthcer of men
I'm glad I don't know, I'm glad I'm not kin
Cause where you are going is a bad place for all
Plugged in the butthole through the eye of a straw
Poop on you shit bird, you lilly of turds
Poop on your views and poop on your words