Hey cable news lady, what's with your smile?
You're reporting on wars and murderers on trial
Most with a heart would burst into tears
But there you are smiling all through the years
Happy, and chipper, and all full of glee
Sitting there strait like the stump of a tree
Death and destruction barely faze you
Mov'in on to something different, you do what you do
Telling sad stories of horrors and dreads
With Five pounds of make up stuck to your heads
You just seem so fake while relaying your words
Just like you're talking to a whole bunch of turds
You wear pretty dresses and sport immaculate hair
Wolves dressed as wolves, so viewer beware
Hey cable news lady know when to smile
Stop with the fake and stop with the guile
Your job is not funny in days such as these
Quit smiling lady, quit smiling please!
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