Take Your Poll and Shove It

I think someone should take a poll of people asking if they give a shit about polls, and then send those results to my nutsack so everyone involved could sniff my pole. Every fucking where you look there is some asshole quoting some fucking poll conducted by a bunch of poles, for a bunch of poles, of a bunch of polls. A poll on this, and a poll on that, and a pole up your butt with a whiffle ball bat. Fuck you advertising, PR, bitches for trying to mold the world into the image your cock sucker boss would have it be. It never occurred to me until I became a snob in college that advertising, pr, and journalism students are all taught in the same department. To me this observation itself brings into question a serious conflict of interests. Advertising and pr people are taught to bend people's minds with nifty wording and presentation. They have about as much concern for the truth as I have for Dick Chaney's health. Journalism is supposed to be about literal truth, and yet, they are taught in college right beside advertising and pr students. Wa La! You've got a perfect recipe for a bunch of stupid fucking polls. An advertiser lays an egg, a pr person sits on it, and then a journalist ensures it breaks through into the world. It doesn't matter what any of these assholes does, the little bastard is going to be rotten before it hatches. If you have to rely on a poll to make an informed decision on anything then you, yourself, are a pole. How in the sam hell can someone base their beliefs on telemarketers and prepared questionnaires? Oh, wait... this just in, a new poll of myself, conducted by me says that 100 percent of myself really hates fucking polls...poop