Thank You Newt, Keep Going...poop

Thank you Newt Gingrich for being such an unbelievable bag of ass. Because of your big head and crooked mouth the Republican Party scrambles to find the lesser of all douche bags. You like talking a lot about Ronald Reagan, when you never rated to shine the man's shoes. He feared war with a noble man's heart, you rattle sabers like you have been a bad ass for all your days. You call yourself Newt and so it is guaranteed that the only thing that makes you a bad ass is your money, but even then, you're still a bitch and a liar, and there's nothing bad ass about you at all. Keep on going honorable Newt and do the best you can to obtain another government position that you'll have to resign from because of corruption and misdeeds. You're not going to make it, you already know that, but for whatever reason you remain a torn in your own thorny vine's side, so you go boy, keep bullshitt'in the bullshiters and it is certain that the devil will pay you back the promises he made you long, long ago. The most horrible thing of all is that you might be the best man in the whole stupid republican process and what that says is that you assholes are finally getting what you deserve, people like you...poop